The ultimate conspiracy.

[Jordan]

You have think outside the box people.

In case you didn't know. Terrorists or 'suicide civilian killing freedom fighter bombers' are a illuminati conspiracy ran by 'jewish zionist satan owl worshiping people.'

Personally I waver towards the 'ancient zionist owl lizard guys' that "don't like black people."

Ever look at the back of a dollar bill?

anyway the 'zionist/satanist/owlist lizard people' should be "wiped off the map."

Because the holocaust never really happened and Judaism is a lie.

What say you?:confused:

[isr agent]

Muhahah im a lizard that hates black people, good to know :cool:

[Jordan]

The dead people that crashed into the Pentagon were actually warped into another dimension before the U.S. government shot a missile at it.

Anyway. It's your fault lizard guy. Your a free mason right?

[isr agent]

Free mason?

[Jordan]

This thread is meant to be facetious by hybridizing every conspiracy theory I have found on the net while adding retarded political rhetoric. Apparently people here take things far to seriously?

Never the less,

free mason = "secret" organization that founded democracy and it is pinnacle of modern conspiracies of world domination. Free masonry still exists as a 'boys' club for well-off business people. Often it is linked to Judaism and satanic cults. Hence the "illuminati."

British PCT (Paranoid conspiracy theorist), David Icke, linked the illuminati to ancient lizard people.

[isr agent]

Never heard of that free mason sorry....
Well there were some dumb theories of conspiracies made by a big rabbi in here about the tsunami and hurricane katrina but they're too dumb to talk about.

[ali karimi nr1]

Never heard of that free mason sorry....
Well there were some dumb theories of conspiracies made by a big rabbi in here about the tsunami and hurricane katrina but they're too dumb to talk about.
Dont talk **** ****:p

[Mohmar 'Deathstrike']

The true reason why the Americans flew to the moon:

Neil Armstrong's top secret mission was to bury the remains of Elvis Presley on the moon, then perorm a resurection ritual, which worked and the corpse came back to life in a different appearance and called himself Lance Armstrong, to honor his savior.

I just made this up, therefore it's gotta be true.

[isr agent]

nessy the so called monster in loch ness is actually a sub marine looks like a water dinosaur of the british navy.

Pretty cool huh :cool:

[Mohmar 'Deathstrike']

Yeh, to attract tourists to the region. that actually doesn't sound too far fetched.

[korosh_kabir]

nessy the so called monster in loch ness is actually a sub marine looks like a water dinosaur of the british navy.

Pretty cool huh :cool:
i saw a program and maybe you guys would think that i am a fool but it was like discovery
some scientist had found dragons and i think maybe loch ness is a water dragon.

[user0000]

Ahmadinejad is actually the reincarnated form of Elvis.

[Rascal]

@Issa - ROFL.

Thank you,thank you very much.

[Mohmar 'Deathstrike']

Yeah, he's gaining attention from the media so he can ultimately hold the ultimate rock n roll gig!

[Musa a.s.]

I'm so glad youre making fun of me:(

[Musa a.s.]

Never heard of that free mason sorry....
Well there were some dumb theories of conspiracies made by a big rabbi in here about the tsunami and hurricane katrina but they're too dumb to talk about.
The TSUNAMI WAS A SCIENTIFIC MAN OR SOMETHING ELSE MADE OCCURENCE BUT I GUESS ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND THE RESPONSIBLE ONES PARTY LIKE ME WOULD KNOW THAT.

[user0000]

@Issa - ROFL.

Thank you,thank you very much.

You are welcome. :confused:

[Jordan]

http://www.geo.tv/news_images/world/27-Oct-05-e6281669-7d6b-4958-8ea7-ec1610b1020eiran_lpic.jpg

Ahmadinejad was actually separated by birth from his older brother. His brother moved to America and became the famed actor, "The Fonz."

http://www.guyweb.co.uk/images/fonz.jpg

[Rascal]

Issa ,"thank-you,thank-you very much" was something Elvis used to say.

@ Jordan - there is a resembleance to the Fonz!!!

Conspiricy theory eh? How about Khomanie is actually Jewish.

[Musa a.s.]

You're the first one I've heard that one from?

[Musa a.s.]

The dead people that crashed into the Pentagon were actually warped into another dimension before the U.S. government shot a missile at it.

Anyway. It's your fault lizard guy. Your a free mason right?

http://letsroll911.org/ipw-web/bulletin/bb/weblog.php?w=34& [/B]
http://ufocasebook.com/wtcvideo.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/WTC_UFO.html
http://www.orbwar.com/ufo-photos-wtc-attack-9-11.htm:D

[user0000]

Why that, Rascal? Khomeini was not an anti-semite, if that is what you are suggesting.

[Musa a.s.]

You have think outside the box people.

In case you didn't know. Terrorists or 'suicide civilian killing freedom fighter bombers' are a illuminati conspiracy ran by 'jewish zionist satan owl worshiping people.'

Personally I waver towards the 'ancient zionist owl lizard guys' that "don't like black people."

Ever look at the back of a dollar bill?

anyway the 'zionist/satanist/owlist lizard people' should be "wiped off the map."

Because the holocaust never really happened and Judaism is a lie.

What say you?:confused:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2754524 Typical ethno biggotry assuming that simple living people are somehow mentally ignorant and incapable of grasping things that the critics don't even understand

http://www.debunker.com/texts/dogon.html rebuttals
http://www.apollonius.net/sirius.html

[Rascal]

This is a joke topic right?

[isr agent]

I think so...... if its not abvious then what i said about nessy is something i made up! :D

[Jordan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2754524 Typical ethno biggotry assuming that simple living people are somehow mentally ignorant and incapable of grasping things that the critics don't even understand

http://www.debunker.com/texts/dogon.html rebuttals
http://www.apollonius.net/sirius.html

please understand how to take a joke. k?

"This thread is meant to be facetious by hybridizing every conspiracy theory I have found on the net while adding retarded political rhetoric. Apparently people here take things far to seriously?"

[isr agent]

This is a joke topic right?
By the way rascal, happy birthday :)

[Musa a.s.]

please understand how to take a joke. k?

"This thread is meant to be facetious by hybridizing every conspiracy theory I have found on the net while adding retarded political rhetoric. Apparently people here take things far to seriously?"
A believer doesn't take life as a joke. I'm saying this and I have a comic character myself, but I know the difference in whats serious and whats plainly not, nothing against you.

[Rascal]

Thank-you,thank-you very much (elvis)

[Jordan]

A believer doesn't take life as a joke. I'm saying this and I have a comic character myself, but I know the difference in whats serious and whats plainly not, nothing against you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_Razor
;)

[Musa a.s.]

Your link doesn't work

[Rascal]

Copy & paste Http:/.......

[Jordan]

Your link doesn't work

Occam's Razor

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Occam's Razor (also spelled Ockham's Razor), is a principle attributed to the 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar, William of Ockham. It forms the basis of methodological reductionism, also called the principle of parsimony or law of economy.
In its simplest form, Occam's Razor states that one should make no more assumptions than needed. Put into everyday language, it says
Numquam ponendo est pluritas sine necessitate. [Latin]
which translates to:
Multiples should never be used if not necessary.
or
"Shave off" (omit) unnecessary entities in explanations.
But the more commonly used translations are:
Given two equally predictive theories, choose the simpler, and The simplest answer is usually the correct answer.

For example, after a storm you notice that a tree has fallen. Based on the evidence of the storm and the fallen tree, a reasonable hypothesis would be that the storm blew down the tree — a hypothesis that requires you to suspend your disbelief very little, as there exist strong logical connections binding what you already know to this solution (seeing and hearing storms does indeed tend to indicate the existence of storms; storms are more than capable of felling trees). A rival hypothesis claiming that the tree was knocked over by marauding 200-metre tall space aliens requires several additional assumptions, with various logical weaknesses resulting from inconsistencies with what is already known (concerning the very existence of aliens, their ability and desire to travel interstellar distances, their ability and desire to (un-)intentionally knock down trees and the alien biology that allows them to be 200 metres tall in terrestrial gravity), and is therefore less preferred.

The principle is most often expressed as Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, or "Entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity", but this sentence was written by later authors and is not found in Occam's surviving writings. This also applies to non est ponenda pluritas sine necessitate, which translates literally into English as "pluralities ought not be supposed without necessity".

[Musa a.s.]

Alright my freind but to end my further two cents input, are you aware of the rare archaelogical finds that depict un earthly beings drawn from ancient cultures and also an old T.V. found off of the shore, in the depths ie. multiple layers below the primary earth's crust, of West Africa in between the Cannary Islands and the Cape Verde Islands where also Hurricanes originate that strike the Western Hemisphere?

[Rascal]

It might be possible that ancient aliens ARE the Gods that the worlds religions presently worship!

@Musa did that TV have "made in Japan" stamped on it?

[Jordan]

Alright my freind but to end my further two cents input, are you aware of the rare archaelogical finds that depict un earthly beings drawn from ancient cultures and also an old T.V. found off of the shore, in the depths ie. multiple layers below the primary earth's crust, of West Africa in between the Cannary Islands and the Cape Verde Islands where also Hurricanes originate that strike the Western Hemisphere?

links?
most drawling from ancient cultures are unearthly.

remember you gotta be careful what you find on the internet.
for instance, one of the videos you posted (ufo and the world trade center thing) was for a contest conducted by the sci-fi channel.
:)

It's not that I don't believe in an intelligent alien species that is capable of interstellar travel, but I nor do I believe humanity has ever had conclusive proof they have visited.

[Musa a.s.]

http://www.marsearthconnection.com/nativeam.html
http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/ast.shtml
http://ancientgravitics.tripod.com/
http://bbs.maniatv.com/bbs/view_topic.php?id=1366&forum_id=20
http://www.barry.warmkessel.com/barry/NOAH.html
http://www.themasterofspeech.com/ufos.html
http://www.truthbeknown.com/mysteries.htm
But in truth, Allah(swt)HIMSELF
doesn't ride this as he's immaterial.~http://www.bibleufo.com/introduction2.htm
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/alien-tech.html

[Rascal]

Very interresting links ,thanks.But I still think that aliens might be the God that religions worships.If they flew down from the sky ,to ancient people this would surely be God!

[Musa a.s.]

It's impossible for G-d to be anything created. Pure logic proves that he's the author of all forms and existence itself. If that were'nt the case and your assertion is G-d,
Rasoolloollah(saw) would'nt have fought against the Zoroastrians.

http://www.quran.ca/modules.php?name=News&file=print&sid=141
btw: You're very welcome!

Walaikum

[Rascal]

That would be mans opinion.Mans story changes very much through the ages.

http://www.paleoshilling.nl/whatsnew.html ,more weird stuff.If anyone here knows more about this odd fossil - please share.(appears fake or carved)

BTW alot of your creationist links claim Islamic movements will unleash WW3 in Isreal/Palistine.

[Musa a.s.]

EXACTLY Read the Book of Esther...... thread in the General Chat

[Musa a.s.]

That would be mans opinion.
What exactly are you saying would be man's opinion?

[Rascal]

God is a man-made creation to create order in early uncivilized tribes and explain the (at the time) unexplainable question of death.

[Musa a.s.]

If thats what you choose to beleive as "Theres NO compulsion in religion."

[Rascal]

Exactly,I am free from the burdon of religion (man-made) and the silly principals it imposes on its followers to get through another day.The secular country I live in will allow all the freedom I need to survive whole heartedly without fear that I am going against someone elses beliefs.You live in the US and you have freedom.Other people don't have the rights that you have to be religious or not.You can become muslim if you want (no problem to me) and you can change to any religion if you so desire.So much freedom I can hardly stand it.Not so lucky if you live in middle-east countries under extreem Islamic rule -Saudi Arabia for example,and any other Islamic ruled countries you can think of.

[Musa a.s.]

Thats only true for Muslims not non Muslims and the rule applies to ALL Muslims. Apostacy requires the death penalty-but yeah here in America I don't have to worry about that, but I never think about it because I myself am going to die in my belief inshallah t'allah.

[Rascal]

It is nice to have freedom of religion or none at all and still be proud.It is not Islam that would wish death on apostates ,but angry man who can't stand someone with the right to choose.

[Jordan]

Yup, religion should always be a choice. Personally I would think people would appreciate it more.

Forced religion to me is almost a form of tyranny.
Their is an atheist scholar in Britain that has even has gone as far to say that forced religion as child can be seen as a form of mental abuse.

The whole 'You're going to hell' thing.

[Rascal]

MMMmm jap polar bears...

Ya I hear ya.I don't know how they get away with that type of actions.A nation-wide maditory religion will only drive people away and loose the true sence of belief.

[Jordan]

lol, japanese polar bears are a mean breed.

Where is "the man in the yellow hat" when you need him?

[Musa a.s.]

It is nice to have freedom of religion or none at all and still be proud.It is not Islam that would wish death on apostates ,but angry man who can't stand someone with the right to choose.
Thats NOT where I'm coming from. There is no compulsion in religion. You are a human being with a free will, you can think however you want. I'm just arguing my points.

A nation-wide maditory religion will only drive people away and loose the true sence of belief.
That rule for "us muslimeen" is only to apply to the Arabian peninsula by orders of the final messenger of G-d.

[Rascal]

WTF - "us muslimeen, orders of the final messenger of G-d."

I just dont understand because I am not a religious kind of guy.You believe that stuff and it works for you - OK ,God speed on your enlightenment.As long as you are not forcing your views on others ,thats kool with me.

[Musa a.s.]

Not a problem

[Musa a.s.]

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=50874435&groupID=101956445&adTopicID=27&Mytoken=79290AC3-B594-49C4-B0F93EC7AE81383A34269032